The World is Ending

The world is ending

Because 40 doesn't sound fun

Because 2012 has filled the air

Because—oh God you've got a pretty face

But it won't matter when the zombies come

The world is ending because we've seen the future

And we don't want to work for you

Plug our brains in and upload for you

Because your houses are ugly

And we're all going to fry under the sun anyways

The world is ending because of all those commies over there

And all these nukes over here

Because the big one is coming

Because the smokers are bumming

Because the suites are running

The world is ending because the banks can't keep tabs on their cash

Because our smart phone says the next iPad is out

But there's something wring with our GPS

Ah hell—we just haven't left the store

The world is ending because the news is a bore

It's the same murder we've seen before

And these politicians have swapped the same cash

In this same room a hundred times before

And they're still at it

The world is ending because the oils is burning

The soldiers are killing

The rich are rolling

And all us kids owe money already

The world is ending because your coupon is about to expire

But this lady in line ahead of you

Just got our her change purse

Opening it slowly

With reverence

Because she remembers when it was all she had

The last time this all went South

And she knows it probably will again

Because Goddamn it these rich bastards

Will never keep their shit together long enough

To even make a fake promise anymore

The world is ending

Because it always ends

Well ain't that just typical

I guess it can go to hell